Celebrity Breast Implants May Be More Painful…

I don’t know why I’m thinking of this so much after the fact, but I get a kick out of news of celebrity implants.

The one who comes to mind right now is former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler.  Already set up for ribbing because of her name, Kellie Pickler seems to have decided what God gave her wasn’t enough.

It just seems as though if your a star, you have to go into it with eyes wide open – any change, particularly one so noticeable, will get noticed.

A bit of pseudo non sequitur, on the Idol track, I came across a blog with nothing but American Idol Phone Numbers.  What’s next?

Silicone Breast Implants May Promote Baywatch Boobs

Silicone Breast Implants Grow (in popularity)

According to the Philadelphia Inquirer the resurgence of silicone breast implants may lead to an ever expanding bustline.  According to Rebecca Cat Kidder of implantforum.com:

“I thought, ‘Those are pretty, I want some,’ ” recalled Kidder, who runs implantforum.com, a “megawebsite,” complete with before-and-after photos, chats, vetted listings of surgeons, and a candid chronicle of her own breast quest. “Women want to feel more feminine, to look better in clothes.

It’s beyond a “trend”.  300,000+ women every year have breast implants and clearly bigger is better.

Another apparent trend is toward bigger implants. Even the most common patient – a fortysomething soccer mom – wants to be closer to a Baywatch Babe than, say, a Desperate Housewife.

There you have it, as the breasts get bigger, the fashion will accommodate.  Soon enough, women may start having surgery to fit in that Versace gown.